Who do they think they're fooling?

This is what passes for news

Photographed right off my friends TV last week. WHAT. THE. FUCK. It's not like we've got people offing each other in record numbers or anything...HIPSTERS! They MUST be the problem.

Shitty Idea.

Lindsay goes dam sliding...part 1

Some might say that the whole idea of dam sliding should be subject to review under this sub-committee, but for those that can look past the obvious danger and stupidity and see the underlying child-like dirty playtime, you understand that sometimes the shittiest ideas are the most fun...and sometimes it's the person doing the activity that makes it a shitty idea (in this case...Lindsay and the dam).

So Lindsay has been dam sliding before. 2 summers ago. Shes on youtube.

EXHIBIT A:




So as you can plainly see, she shouldn't need more than a little motivational push to have a little fun. SHOULDNT. However, THIS was the scene at the dam for our return trip yesterday. (I haven't finished editing the rest of her nonsense, so hopefully this will hold you all over until I finish)

EXHIBIT B:




(SHITTY IDEA? OHHHHHH YEAH.)

TO BE CONTINUED.....

Giving Evil Julia a metal whistle

probably my shittiest ideas to date. Evil Julia wanted to help me ref my annual sporting event "Color War," and while she really didn't do much, i DID give here a whistle. BAD IDEA. She felt the need to blow that thing all afternoon at inopportune times. Counting down to start dodgeball? She blows the whistle early. Everything's going great? She blows the whistle and everyone stops. Sleeping in a tent? You guessed it. Evil Julia and her fucking whistle. Everyone's hanging out partying? Julia spices it up with the whistle, scaring the shit out of everyone.

Despite all this, if I had to do it over again, I'd probably give her 2 whistles. She kept me on my toes. Did she make life slightly difficult? Sure, but at least she dressed the part. (Pictures to follow).

That's right, I gave THIS person a whistle.


Shitty Idea? AB-SO-FUCKING-LUTELY.

Dog parks inside the lines

I don't think I even need to say what a retarded idea it is to let any breed other than a Jack Russell Terrier drive. MAYYYYBE a poodle if you're in a pinch, but that's really pushing it. I suppose this guy learned in dog-jail (c'mon, he looks like the rough type)...or something.

Howdy Handsome Internet Stranger!

Hi guys! Nope, not dead, not in Mexico, not a fugitive (though recently a family member of mine could have been considered any of those options, more on that another time) just had a busy month.

...............................2 hours later

Ok I put this down to take my camera for a run and get some shots of stupid shit during my final week in philly. It started raining before I got to my destination, so the pics I had in mind will just have to wait.

I ought to have something decent to share a few hours from now after some packing and a nap.

-B